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dentist: *slits your throat open with a boxcutter* you’re bleeding because you don’t floss

https://twitter.com/tbhjuststop

10 years ago

FAT AMY

Mum: Can I use ur laptop? Me: *Deletes History* Me: *Close Chrome* Me: *Double checks deleted history* Me: *Open Internet Explorer* Me: Sure

https://twitter.com/RelatableQuote

10 years ago

High School Problems

I always open a text and mentally respond, but forget to actually respond.

https://twitter.com/ComedyOrTruth

10 years ago

Owl City

My favorite part of breaking bad was when I couldn't open my capri sun

https://twitter.com/owlcity

10 years ago

can you not

dentist: *slits your throat open with a boxcutter* you’re bleeding because you don’t floss

https://twitter.com/sassytbh

10 years ago

CNN Breaking News

Gunmen open fire on sleeping college students in Nigeria. http://t.co/AJyEx9SwcJ

https://twitter.com/cnnbrk

10 years ago

what

snapchat me so i can open it and not respond to it

https://twitter.com/chanelpuke

10 years ago