Kitchen Ware Direct tweets
UberFacts
When a contestant leaves the show "Hells Kitchen" they are immediately taken for psychiatric evaluation and then a house to get pampered.
Great Minds Quotes
"It is wise to direct your anger towards problems -- not people to focus your energies on answers -- not excuses." - William Arthur Ward
Girl Problems
Victoria's Secret needs to be my bedroom. Starbucks needs to be my kitchen. Forever 21 needs to be my closet.
God Posts
Faith is knowing that God WILL direct you and WILL help you. It requires patience, and prayer daily. #GodPosts
LifeFacts
Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. kitchen has food.
Funny Tweets ™
My girlfriend says we don't spend enough time together, so I moved the Xbox into the kitchen.
Country Sayings
Gimme a girl that's beautiful, without a trace of makeup on, barefoot in the kitchen, singing her favorite song. #JoeNichols