Tweets about: Indian Food 94111

Damn Its True!

I am who I am. I’m weird, I’m lame, I run into things, I spill food, I trip, I scream about random & stupid stuff. But, I like it that way.

10 years ago

I don't like food. I love it. –Anton Ego (Ratatouille)

10 years ago

It makes me sad that food has calories

10 years ago

.@HouseofCards, Season 2 episode idea: A rogue Indian senator (Aziz Ansari) meets with Frank for ribs at Freddy's.

10 years ago

There is a bill known as the "Cheeseburger Bill" which makes it illegal for people to sue food companies for making them obese.

10 years ago

Everytime I open the fridge: WTF (Where's the food)

10 years ago

Spent the morning filming withy BFF @jennettemccurdy… missed her so much. Hope everybody is having a food day

10 years ago