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VeryBritishProblems
Worrying you look like you’re pocketing a chocolate bar every time you put your phone away in a newsagent’s shop
Alan Garner
i wish i had a cute laugh or one of those laughs that make other people laugh but i sound like a hyperventilating walrus with asthma
Funny
Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice and clean, make you sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life's decisions
Funny
My voice sounds great when I'm singing with my earphones on, Then I take them off and I realize I sound like a dying walrus.
Sound Horizon 情報局
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YA BOY BILL NYE
Two men walk into a bar. The first man asks for H2O. The second man says, "I'll have some H2O too." The second man dies.