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For a fun prank Twitter should switch the status box with the search box so people are constantly posting updates of who they're stalking.
Bill Simmons
Tough to play from behind with a 6-man lineup and a manager who doesn't know how to double-switch. (I am turning surly.)
PISCES ARE US ♓
#Pisces are so passionate. The switch between anger and love can be triggered very easily.
iSexstrology™
I am a #Virgo because my mind doesn't have an off switch. I analyze my dreams as I'm dreaming.
Bill Simmons
PS: Not doing the double-switch in the 8th was so bad. That's just Manager's 101. Even Jimy Williams would have remembered to do that.
Yelawolf @catfresh
If y'all ain't heard "LIGHT SWITCH" .. Check it out now .. a record off my up coming mix tape… http://t.co/GA6iV1PIHA
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iPhone headphones: 1 click-play/pause, switch call 2 - skip to next song 3 - go to previous song Hold for 2 seconds to ignore calls
