Ipod Touch Model Ma623ll tweets
UberFacts
Victoria Secret model Adriana Lima, was a virgin until she got married at the age of 27.
Drizzy
My babe, is my babe. Therefore, don't look, touch, wink, wave, stare, flirt, compliment, hold, anything. That's my job.
Perfect Boyfriend
My babe is my babe. Therefore, Dont touch my babe, hug my babe, talk to my babe, smile at my babe, look at my babe or grab my babe. Got it?
Dear You ❤
Touch her heart, not her body. Steal her attention, not her virginity. Make her smile, don't waste her tears.
Offensive Tweets™
My son asked what it is like to be married, so I deleted all the music on his iPod except 1 song.
Fuck Feelings
No one is allowed to touch you, kiss you, love you, or need you. I get jealous because remember we started out as "Just friends" too
Teen Problems
i have 3 moods. - skips every song on my ipod. - lets the music play without interruption. - plays the same song on repeat for days.