Ironing Snooker Table With Normal Iron tweets
VeryBritishProblems
The horror: "Before we start today's training session let's quickly go round the table and say a bit about ourselves"
Funny Tweets ™
Normal people laugh: Hehe *cute smile*... Me laughing: HAHAHAHAHAHA *claps hands like retarded seal".
Yoko Ono
Your room is an extension of your mind. If a room is lopsided, just trying to keep a cup on a table becomes a drama.
Jeremy Lin
Everytime I iron a shirt it looks exactly the same with hella wrinkles afterwards. I quit.
Premier League
ON THIS DAY in 1996, David Beckham fired #MUFC to a 1-0 win over table-topping Liverpool http://t.co/tGnnKTAMwO http://t.co/MKqHB4N2vG
Loyalty
When a girl thinks of her future with her boyfriend, it's normal. But when a boy thinks of his future with his girlfriend, he's serious.
Steve Stifler
Women don’t go crazy, they ARE crazy. They just go normal from time to time.
