Is My Cordless Phone Tapped tweets
Niall Horan
Jet lagged again! Woke up couldn't find my phone, spent an hour dismantling sofas and beds looking for it!
REGINA GEORGE
if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief
Your Thoughts!
A real boyfriend will blow up his girl's phone when she's mad at him. She may not want to answer, but at least she'll see his effort.
Barney Stinson
if i lay here if i just lay here would you get me my charger because my phone is about to die
True Tweets
Charging your phone for 5 minutes before you leave, because you think it will make a difference.
High School Problems
STUDYING IS SO FRICKIN HARD TO DO THERE’S SO MANY DISTRACTIONS LIKE MY PHONE AND A PIECE OF PAPER AND OXYGEN.
