Tweets about: Island Wear Hawaii

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me: *can't find anything to wear* me: *has breakdown on floor surrounded by clothes*

10 years ago

i just want to eat and sleep and cry and be skinny and look pretty and wear yoga pants and have a boyfriend

10 years ago

I love dresses because they’re so lazy and require such little effort yet when u wear them people think you actually attempted to look nice

10 years ago

The average woman spends about one year of her lifetime trying to decide what to wear.

10 years ago

I love dresses because they’re so lazy and require such little effort yet when u wear them people think you actually attempted to look nice

10 years ago

i just want to eat and sleep and cry and be skinny and look pretty and wear yoga pants and have a boyfriend

10 years ago

just because you wear TOMS Shoes doesn't mean you're a good person

10 years ago