Tweets about: Isle Of Wight Arts Open Studios

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dentist: *slits your throat open with a boxcutter* you’re bleeding because you don’t floss

11 years ago

Mum: Can I use ur laptop? Me: *Deletes History* Me: *Close Chrome* Me: *Double checks deleted history* Me: *Open Internet Explorer* Me: Sure

11 years ago

I always open a text and mentally respond, but forget to actually respond.

11 years ago

My favorite part of breaking bad was when I couldn't open my capri sun

11 years ago

dentist: *slits your throat open with a boxcutter* you’re bleeding because you don’t floss

11 years ago

Gunmen open fire on sleeping college students in Nigeria. http://t.co/AJyEx9SwcJ

11 years ago

snapchat me so i can open it and not respond to it

11 years ago