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Lecrae
You heard us turn up on @106andpark cop the single so you can keep the party going! #Imturnt https://t.co/O1p9R5oghw
TIME.com
Cop who watches too much 'Breaking Bad' confuses Jolly Ranchers for meth | http://t.co/yBCYJdTvDk
Johnson Space Center
Today aboard #ISS, @AstroKarenN checked out some free-flying robots known as #SPHERES. http://t.co/FonrT9GjGd http://t.co/KnZNomjDEq
Alex Pareene
B sir can i ask why you're E smoking TWO huge blunts N officer, I'm G *turns to camera* H A double jointed Z *cop starts breakdancing* I
Princess Peretti
Emojis are the best cop out answer to a challenging question
NYC Blonde
Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over? HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES
She Wants The D
I get nervous when a cop is driving behind me and I'm not even doing anything illegal