Ittle Dogs That Bite Babies tweets
SportsCenter
A Pittsburgh-area hospital is dressing newborn babies up as Pirates. http://t.co/h1HUwpJw50 (photo via @StClairHospital)
ian somerhalder
Im a GRANDPA!Am I too young???My Nietzsche with a little belly full babies-about to reek havoc in our house... http://t.co/4QAWY9jrV8
Not Will Ferrell
Rabbits jump, they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run, they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don't do anything and they live for 150 years... Lesson learned.
Rude Comedian
As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought "Dogs are easily amused." Then I realized I was watching the dog chase his tail.
Funny Pokemon
When I was your age I was raising Pokemon, not babies.