Jabobs Sister tweets
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Boy: Mommy what's in your stomach? Mom: Your baby sister! Boy: You love her? Mom: Very much! Boy: Then why did you eat her?
Liz Mace
My best friend. Twin sister, soul-mate. So beyond blessed to have her in my life everyday.… http://t.co/hQCBXDyLpx
Operator
INDIAN MAN WHO HIRED HIT MEN TO KILL HIS SISTER ENDED UP DEAD AFTER THEY KILLED HIM INSTEAD, ODISHA POLICE SAY. YJN. #911BUFF
Lauren Cimorelli
You know it's bad when your sister texts you more often than your friends do..
Steve Stifler
"Dad, can I go to a 50 Cent concert?"...... "Sure son, here's $1, take your sister too!"
Lana Del Rey News
My sister just said Lorde is better than Lana Del Rey so i threw her in a trash can. http://t.co/aQ5SZrdT20
