Tweets about: Jamies Foil Oven Pockets

Sarcasm

That awkward moment when you realize you're walking in the wrong direction, so you hit your pockets pretending you forgot something.

10 years ago

i think its so fake how some pants have pockets that are sewn shut like be real with me dont pretend to be something ur not

10 years ago

I'm holding my phone and there's nothing in my pockets so I might as well not even be wearing these pants.

10 years ago

How to get high: 1. Buy weed. 2. Snort the weed. 3. Lay in oven for 20 minutes on 350 degrees Fahrenheit.

10 years ago

:) finding forgotten cash in your old pockets

10 years ago

To cook bacon perfectly, put it on tin foil, heat the oven to 400 degrees, and bake it for 12 minutes

10 years ago

That awkward moment when you realize you're walking in the wrong direction, so you hit your pockets pretending you forgot something.

10 years ago