Jim Russell Driving Chip tweets
anthony spears
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
UberFacts
Pringles are technically not potato chips because only 42% of the chip is made of potatoes - The rest is rice and flour.
Porongosaurio
- Hola, tenes un chip de Movistar? - Señor, esto es Personal. - Ah, Claro.
Jimmy Carr
You've now got to be 18 for a driving licence. Great news. Old enough to nip to the pub for a livener before their test
lawblob
in GTA5 my dude was driving fast and I got a text IRL. when I looked down at my phone I crashed & flew out the windshield. #ItCanWait
Nathan Fillion
My insurance rates just went down in GTA because of my safe driving habits.
antijokeapple
A man runs over a woman...... Who's fault is it? The man's. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
