Jo Mo Sunglasses tweets
Matamaan Ka!
"Knock knock." "Whos there?" "Nanay mo." "Nanay mo who?" "Buksan mo yung pinto! Tangina mo, pedro anong nanay mo who, Nanay mo to gago!"
Senyora Santibañez
Pang ilang soulmate mo na ba yan? Napakalandi naman ng kaluluwa mo.
Miedo a fallarte.
+Enana. -No me digas enana, jo... +Ven, que te cojo... ¡VES! ¡Ahora ya eres mi grandullona! -Te quiero enano. http://t.co/PmuquGxViQ
Mister Banatero
Hindi sa lahat ng oras kailangan mong paniwalaan kung ano ang nakikita mo.. kailangan mo ding magtanong para makasigurado.
Because I'm a Guy
Wearing sunglasses in public so nobody can tell where you're looking.
Doctor Who Official
Happy birthday to Katy Manning who played companion Jo Grant, seen here with the Third Doctor. http://t.co/jJzAdzKkJB http://t.co/z6QkNKHxys
Inday Banat™
Dear Jessy Mendiola, kunin mo na ang lahat sa akin, wag lang ang Teng Brothers na aking mahal. #lol