Jo Tuning Alarm tweets
Sarcasm
*Alarm set for 6:00 a.m* *Wakes up at 5:59* Who else lies back down to cherish that last minute of sleep?
Villano.
-¿Qué comemos? ¿pizza o chino? -Chino. -Jo, es que chino... -Bueno pues pizza. -No, no, lo que tu quieras. -Pues chino. -Jo, es que chino...
ㄹㅍ대박!
A: มึงรู้ปะ ทำไมพระถึงตื่นบิณฑบาตทัน? B: ทำไมวะ A: ที่วัดมันปลุกได้ B: ยังไง? A: ไม่เคยได้ยินหรอ วัดวา Alarm B: อืม... #ฮาไม่ฮาก็ทวิตไปเถอะ
Ramzi Mansour
We can hit snooze alarm or we can get up and Grind. Turn your back on Comfortable. Smack that devil in the face and push on. #TeamUnderdog
Kunal Nayyar
There are no words to describe how much you guys mean to us. Thank you from the bottom of our hearts for tuning in last night. I love you.
PISCES ARE US ♓
#Pisces has no trouble with tuning you out of their lives if you had lied, cheat, or were disloyal to them.
Joe Sugg
Why is my ringtone the same as my alarm?!... Someone rang me and I jumped out of bed thinking I'm late for work.. It's 2am -_-
