Juan Ncorpas tweets
Funny Tweets™
Mexican word of the day: Wheelchair. "Me and Juan only had one taco but that''s ok, wheelchair.
Sarcasm
Mexican word of the day: Wheelchair. "Me and Juan only had 1 taco but that's ok, wheelchair.
Funny
SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4 HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8 EXAM: Juan has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the suns mass.
Premier League
TEAM NEWS David Luiz & Juan Mata are the two changes for @chelseafc from their previous #BPL match - Gary Cahill & Andre Schurrle make way
Speak Comedy
SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4 HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8 EXAM: Juan has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the suns mass.
Real Betis Balompié
Once. Andersen, Juanfran, Perquis, Jordi, Nacho, Xavi, Nono, Verdú, Vadillo, Juan Carlos y Molina. #Betis
Inday Banat™
JUAN: Bro, may nakalimutan ako. PEDRO: Ano yun bro? JUAN: Tanga ka ba, nakalimutan nga eh. #LOL
