Kaldewei Steel Bath 1400mm Shower tweets
Common White Girl
the amount of hair i lose in the shower really concerns me
nick grimshaw
Dreamt someone invented shampoo you could eat so that you could have your brekkie in the shower. Interested.
Funny Tweets ™
IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “IT’S A NO FROM ME"
Bradley Will Simpson
Had a bath and ate a gold bar whilst in the bath, a little bit too much awesome in that combination.
Jimmy Carr
It took 19 hrs to get Costa Concordia to an upright position. It was like trying to get someone from Embarrassing Fat Bodies out the bath.
Ghetto Translations™
"I'll be ready at 8" = Getting in the shower at 7:55.