Tweets about: Kautschuck Silikon Dragon Skin

So Damn True!

Friends: Long hair, tan skin, nice body, naturally pretty Me http://t.co/BWSF56z8tO

12 years ago

putting on your bra when your skin is wet is like wrestling with satan

12 years ago

putting on your bra when your skin is wet is like wrestling with satan

12 years ago

I'm far from perfect. I could have a flatter stomach, clearer skin, whiter teeth, better hair, etc. But at least I don't have an ugly heart

12 years ago

If you eat too many carrots, your skin can actually develop an orange tint.

12 years ago

De Shrek aprendí que no hay que ser perfecto para ser feliz... Mentira, aprendí que un burro puede cojer con un dragón.

12 years ago

Is Rihanna going to tweet back? Is Teyana Taylor related to Wendy Williams? Will Drake intervene? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!!!

12 years ago