Kettcar Die Wilden Kerle tweets
Because I'm a Guy
Don't smoke cigarettes, there are way cooler ways to die.
Girls Problem
Smile like you've never cried, fight like you've never lost, love like you've never been hurt, and live like you’ll die tomorrow.
9GAG
Twinkle twinkle little star, I wanna hit you with my car. Throw you off a cliff so high, hope you break your neck and die.
Women's Humor
I will probably die as a result of being sarcastic to the wrong person at the wrong time.
what
why did leslie have to die in bridge to tarabithia like really was it necessary
Just Jared Jr.
Justin Bieber Does 'Funny or Die' with Zach Galifianakis - Watch Now! @justinbieber puts his acting skills to use! http://t.co/Om4hZHVLNJ
TED
You text me I respond 15 seconds later and apparently you die of excitement because 2 hours later I'm still waiting for a response