Tweets about: Kitchen Knives International Shipping

Barney Stinson

My mom said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn't even ready. I’m sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart.

10 years ago

We HAVE TO FIX FUKUSHIMA!The international community must know this is not about countries or blame-get your best minds on it! #FIXFUKUSHIMA

10 years ago

Jacksonville International Airport has been evacuated and halted operations due to suspicious package. More on http://t.co/28h13hUrqq

10 years ago

International inspectors arrive in Damascus to help rid Syria of chemical weapons. http://t.co/tQhMIeaIvL

10 years ago

EVERYONE: I have begun a bootlegging/tax evasion factory and have been shipping raw milk cheese across state lines for an HOUR. OPEN SEASON

10 years ago

30% gym, 70% diet. Abs are made in the kitchen, not in the gym.

10 years ago

BREAKING: Jacksonville International Airport evacuated due to suspicious packages: http://t.co/EbDaZWGavP -SS

10 years ago