Kjb Laptop Bags tweets
Because I'm a Guy
Ladies, stop saying "All Guys are the same" when the only guys you go after are complete douche bags.
Tyler Oakley
Half of my life is spent yelling at my laptop to load faster, the other half is spent pleading with it for the same result.
Sarcasm
Mum: Can I use ur laptop? Me: *Deletes History* Me: *Close Chrome* Me: *Double checks deleted history* Me: *Open Internet Explorer* Me: Sure
Funny Quotes
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude, when I was 10 I had a tamagotchi.
Ricky Dillon
Wait I forgot canada has bags of milk instead of cartons I HAVE TO BUY A BAG OF MILK
TheSPORTBible
My girlfriend said to me, "Play one more game of FIFA and I'm moving out." I told her, "Wait 8 minutes and I'll help you pack your bags."
