Knife Set Rm tweets
LADHumour
If a woman pulls a knife out in an argument, pull out some bread, mayo and ham. Her instincts will kick in and she'll make you a sandwich.
Miners Cosmetics
#FreebieFriday! RT & Follow 4 ur chance 2 win a set of Bonfire Night inspired nail polishes from #MinersCosmetics x http://t.co/l8EccDkPhK
LIL JON
MET @REAL_LIAM_PAYNE @ONEDIRECTION LAST NIGHT N JAPAN LAST NITE AFTA MY SET. #YEAHHH #turndown4what #td4w http://t.co/prxYEnkgQI
5 Seconds of Summer
some of you had EPIC costumes for halloween :D & love that a few of you dressed up as us lol http://t.co/3fxxINDKp5 http://t.co/hETCcFYwcS
SimpsonsQOTD
"Yup, here's your problem, someone set this thing to 'evil'." http://t.co/qaoIgVsLa5
NBA
Michael Carter-Williams has just set an NBA Rookie Record for most steals in a debut with 8.
Google Tips
Set good songs as custom ringtones for people you don't like. This way, when they call you can enjoy the song while ignoring them
