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Kosten Alarm Meldkamer tweets

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*alarm set for 6:00 a.m* *wakes up at 5:59* who else lies back down to cherish that last minute of sleep?

https://twitter.com/funnyortruth

10 years ago

Princess Problems

I suffer from severe anxiety over the new look of my battery when it's charging. It doesn't look like it is & I panic my alarm won't go off

https://twitter.com/PrincessProbz

10 years ago

Men's Humor

If my alarm is set for 7:00 AM, and you wake me up at 6:57 AM ...prepare to die!

https://twitter.com/MensHumor

10 years ago

Mindy Kaling

It's on-the-nose of me, but I programmed my alarm to play @katyperry's Wide Awake when I wake up and it's been the best decision of my life

https://twitter.com/mindykaling

10 years ago

Ricky Gervais

Furry alarm clock for sale. Wakes you up at about 8am every morning when it's hungry by sniffing your eye... http://t.co/2t9oZKNpwg

https://twitter.com/rickygervais

10 years ago

gad

Dam gurl r u a fier alarm? Bekuz u Need to shut teh fuk up

https://twitter.com/GADpls

10 years ago

gad

Wen teh alarm waeks me up for skool, I cri

https://twitter.com/GADpls

10 years ago