Kyle Van Horn Prints tweets
Kevin Hart
This new iPhone is about to have woman stealing there mans thumb prints in the middle of the night! I'm sleeping with gloves on from now on
Chelsea FC
Team v Swindon: Schwarzer; Azpilicueta, D Luiz, Cahill, Bertrand; Essien (C), Van Ginkel; De Bruyne, Mata, Willian; Torres. #CFC
Mi Abuela Sabia
Cuando las cosas no van bien, nada como cerrar los ojos y evocar intensamente una cosa bella. (André Maurois)
Manchester United
Moyes on van Persie: "I don't think Robin will play on Wednesday. But I think he'll have an outside chance for Saturday (West Brom)." #mufc
Bob McKenzie
VAN's Zack Kassian gets 5 regular season games and rest of pre-season for highsticking Gagner.
Filosofía♕
¿A que no sabes por qué los niños se pelean y luego van a jugar juntos? Porque su felicidad vale más que el orgullo. A ver si aprendemos.
Jimmy Carr
ITV was born today in 1955. Jeremy Kyle will be commemorating this with a DNA special to find out who ITV’s real dad is.