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Lailani Too Fat tweets

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i like sweater weather because i don’t have to worry about anyone seeing my stomach fat fold over when i sit down

https://twitter.com/chanelpuke

10 years ago

Fact Book

Fat is bad for you, sugar is bad for you, & caffeine is bad for you. Don’t worry, because worrying is bad for you too.

https://twitter.com/FactBoook

10 years ago

Alan Garner

My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat.

https://twitter.com/WolfpackAlan

10 years ago

Life Cheating™

Over-thinking can release stress hormones that retain fat and can make you gain weight. Meditation and running can cure over-thinking.

https://twitter.com/LifeCheating

10 years ago

Sarcasm

i like sweater weather because i don’t have to worry about anyone seeing my stomach fat fold over when i sit down

https://twitter.com/ComedyPosts

10 years ago

High School Problems

It's almost October and I'm still fat.

https://twitter.com/ComedyOrTruth

10 years ago

Untold Secrets

If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons make people fat.

https://twitter.com/MostSecretFacts

10 years ago