Lailani Too Fat tweets
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i like sweater weather because i don’t have to worry about anyone seeing my stomach fat fold over when i sit down
Fact Book
Fat is bad for you, sugar is bad for you, & caffeine is bad for you. Don’t worry, because worrying is bad for you too.
Alan Garner
My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat.
Life Cheating™
Over-thinking can release stress hormones that retain fat and can make you gain weight. Meditation and running can cure over-thinking.
Sarcasm
i like sweater weather because i don’t have to worry about anyone seeing my stomach fat fold over when i sit down
Untold Secrets
If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons make people fat.