Laptop Bags Factory tweets
UberFacts
All that extra air in potato chip bags we complain about really serves a purpose -- It's Nitrogen and prevents the chips from breaking.
Rude Comedian
Mom: "Can I see your Twitter?" Me: "WHAT TWITTER?!" *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
Funny Tweets!
mom: can i borrow your laptop? me: *deletes history* me: *logs out of twitter* me: *closes chrome* me: *opens internet explorer* me: sure
Students Problems
Hardest job ever? Working in a bubble wrap factory. Just imagine the self control needed.
Funny Or Fact
mom: can i borrow your laptop? me: *deletes history* me: *logs out of twitter* me: *closes chrome* me: *opens internet explorer* me: sure..
Rude Comedian
Mom: "Can I see your Twitter?" Me: "WHAT TWITTER?!" *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
Stewie Griffin
Mom: "Can I see your Twitter?" Me: "WHAT TWITTER?!" *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*