Tweets about: Laptop Tamiri Ostim

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Exit Twitter, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check whatsapp, twitter, facebook.

10 years ago

Mom: Can I see your twitter? Me: WHAT TWITTER?! *throws laptop out window* *runs to airport, *moves to Mexico *changes name to Pepito*

10 years ago

I like my women how I like my laptop: Sat on my lap, turned on and completely virus free.

10 years ago

My perfect day: - Home alone - Cuddled up in bed - My laptop by my side - Loads of food - Good music

10 years ago

9 year olds have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, a Facebook... When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers

10 years ago

interviewer: what can't you live without? Louis: my cell. Liam: my laptop. Zayn: my cell. Harry: my laptop. Niall: my heart.

10 years ago

I made my album with one laptop, one keyboard, one guitarist, no record deal, no street team and no money. Make things. You have no excuses.

10 years ago