Large Table Clock With Parrots tweets
Caspar Lee
The only time I push myself in life is when I need to finish a remarkably large pizza.
Damn Its True!
you don’t know heartbreak until you see the waiter coming to your table with food but then take a sharp turn to a different table
The Associated Press
BREAKING: Nairobi's city morgue preparing for arrival of large number of bodies, official tells The AP. http://t.co/zwZMWpTKWg - VW
Ricky Gervais
Furry alarm clock for sale. Wakes you up at about 8am every morning when it's hungry by sniffing your eye... http://t.co/2t9oZKNpwg
Life Hacks
You can remember the value of pi (3.1415926) by counting each word's letters in "May I have a large container of coffee"
Life Cheating
Enter the Promo Code "RMN50" when ordering Papa Johns online to get 50% off a large pizza. It's good through 9/29/13.
EXOffical
[HQ SCAN] EXO 'Growl' new poster (cr: hyunanolja) http://t.co/RY8cXziwQA http://t.co/KFWNG7V1bW
