Tweets about: Laser Body Mass Reduction

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The human body is better suited for two four-hour sleep cycles rather than one eight-hour one.

12 years ago

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body

12 years ago

My whole body is sore

12 years ago

my relationship with my siblings is either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “dont even breathe in my direction” there's no in between

12 years ago

A cheese-scented lotion that one can apply before bed, so during the night mice will gnaw off any unwanted body hair?

12 years ago

Crying is good for your health - Flushing unhealthy bacteria out of your body, strengthening the immune system and relieving stress.

12 years ago

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for?

12 years ago