Leicestershire Police Licensing Cctv tweets
TED
Police: Why were you speeding? Me: I was going to the store to get Oreos. Police: Double stuffed ? Me: Of course! Police: Okay carry on
Mind Blowing Facts
Terrified Panda hugging police officer's leg after an earthquake. http://t.co/cEDNE3qzro
Leanne Manas
khuli Chana was shot at 6 times by police in an unmarked vehicle at the Caltex garage on New Road Midrand. He is recovering at home. Manager
FOX 29
More than 40 pounds of #candy laced with #THC seized from college apartment http://t.co/YLD7IbN5Vx #BREAKING http://t.co/v1C2JhD6k2
Funny Quotes
Police: "FREEZE!" Me: Everybody clap yo han- *gets shot*
Sheldon Jokes!
Police: Why were you speeding? Me: I was going to the store to get Oreos. Police: Double stuffed ? Me: Of course! Police: Okay carry on
KAARIS
J ME RAPPELLE JE BRAQUAIS UNE BANQUE SEUL, LE PDG IL A APPELÉ LA POLICE POUR VENIR M'AIDER À PORTER L'OSEILLE