Leviticus Rabbah Online tweets
Sincerely Tumblr
I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.
Avril Lavigne
Who's pre-ordered a copy of my new album from the online store? You know you can have your very own #BEARSHARK right? http://t.co/G5CDgsFqfG
Sarcasm
*goes online shopping* *puts everything i want in a cart* *checks subtotal* *laughs and closes tab*
Ressam Bob
Belki şurada sevgilisi uyuduktan sonra whatsappta online olan birisi vardır. Şurada da bir cenaze töreni vardır belki.
Knowledge
In 2007 a married couple divorced after realizing they were cheating on one another in an online chatroom, with each other.
The Funny Racist™
Just saw a commercial: "Find a single muslim .com." I'm not sure though, online relationships like that can blow up in your face
Men's Humor
How to have an argument online: 1. Express and opinion. 2. Wait.