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Liability Insurance Carpet Cleaner tweets

JJ Hamblett

The awkward moment when I just walked into a men's toilet and they have a sign up saying female cleaner in progress!!! WHATTT?? X

https://twitter.com/JJUJWorld

10 years ago

Bence Bu iyi

Overlock machine has come to your feet. Corners of carpet, rug, floormat are made overlocked. It's made in 5 minutes, delivered immediately.

https://twitter.com/Bencebuiyi

10 years ago

The QI Elves

Apollo Astronauts couldn’t get life insurance. They made their own by autographing cards to be sold by their families if they didn’t return.

https://twitter.com/qikipedia

10 years ago

Senator Ted Cruz

#DefundObamacareBecause every day our concerns are validated as we learn how Obamacare can’t deliver on its promises http://t.co/VZsseKDCyl

https://twitter.com/SenTedCruz

10 years ago

The Onion

Obamacare Helps Uninsured Americans Become Blindingly Enraged At Insurance Companies http://t.co/1QzDO3S0Yf

https://twitter.com/TheOnion

10 years ago

Metallica

Kirk having some fun on the red carpet in Madrid at the #MetallicaThroughTheNever premiere! #MetallicaMovie http://t.co/GLuF4OZoOE

https://twitter.com/Metallica

10 years ago

Funny Quotes

Sorry, I can't hangout. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish drowned. It was tragic.

https://twitter.com/FunnyQuotees

10 years ago