Liability Insurance Carpet Cleaner tweets
JJ Hamblett
The awkward moment when I just walked into a men's toilet and they have a sign up saying female cleaner in progress!!! WHATTT?? X
Bence Bu iyi
Overlock machine has come to your feet. Corners of carpet, rug, floormat are made overlocked. It's made in 5 minutes, delivered immediately.
The QI Elves
Apollo Astronauts couldn’t get life insurance. They made their own by autographing cards to be sold by their families if they didn’t return.
Senator Ted Cruz
#DefundObamacareBecause every day our concerns are validated as we learn how Obamacare can’t deliver on its promises http://t.co/VZsseKDCyl
The Onion
Obamacare Helps Uninsured Americans Become Blindingly Enraged At Insurance Companies http://t.co/1QzDO3S0Yf
Metallica
Kirk having some fun on the red carpet in Madrid at the #MetallicaThroughTheNever premiere! #MetallicaMovie http://t.co/GLuF4OZoOE
Funny Quotes
Sorry, I can't hangout. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish drowned. It was tragic.