Light Water Valley Batflyer tweets
Sarcasm
"i'm not a hipster but i can make your hips stir" i'm not water but i will drown you
Squidward
"i'm not a hipster but i can make your hips stir" i'm not water but i will drown you
Fitness Motivation
To Do List: Drink water. Sleep more. Drink tea. Exercise more. Eat healthier. Smile more.
UberFacts
It would discovered about 4 days ago, that there is water on Mars.
Because I'm a Guy
I hate when I'm set on running a yellow light and the person in front of me chickens out.
Jack
i think the lowest point in my life was when i chased harry styles car 10 blocks in nyc to a red light and he didn't open the window
Country Music Quotes
What's the use of life if you don't live it? You sip your water, I'll drink my beer. #LeeBrice