Liz Taylor Violet Eye tweets
Professor Snape
The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift's relationships.
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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact & hope it goes away
Andrew Taylor
She gets to Oldham at 10:28. She carries people, but never takes freight. She's powered by an overhead plate. That's why the lady is a tram.
Bo Burnham
*clones self* *gets in fight with clone* *kills clone* *goes home* *showers* *looks in mirror* *red light in left eye* I'M THE CLONE! NOOOO!
All That Matters
TAYLOR DRESSED LIKE LOUIS SO HARRY WOULD LOVE HER AND ELEANOR DRESSED LIKE HARRY SO LOUIS WOULD LOVE HER http://t.co/RtT7GszSIE
JENNA MARBLES!
The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift's relationships.
