Long Island Landscapoer tweets
UberFacts
The world's shortest horror story is only two sentences long: "The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door."
Shaine (sh-ay-knee)
Justin spent so long making new music, so we should really get it to #1 when it's out ;) #JustinsMusicJournals - http://t.co/E9ntDxIv6g
Tim Cook
Second anniversary of Steve's death. Going on a long hike today and reflecting on his friendship and all the dents he made in the universe.
raditya dika
Ini Malam Minggu Miko 2 terbaru, episode "Long Distance Michelle": http://t.co/2JuFJ4EGHM dan "Cewek Artis Sarah": http://t.co/BWa9XiXRUL.
So Damn True!
I hate the fact that you ignore me for so long, then you start talking to me like nothing happened.
Jeremy Clarkson
If it took them five laps to clear up a tyre, how long will it take then to clear away a whole Jeep?
Damn Its True!
#IDontLikeWhen I text someone a long message and they reply with a one word response.