Lowell Water Utility tweets
SportsCenter
LOVE THAT DIRTY WATER! Red Sox are heading to the World Series. Shane Victorino's late grand slam powers Boston over Detroit in #ALCS.
Sarcasm
"i'm not a hipster but i can make your hips stir" i'm not water but i will drown you
FunnyPicsDepot
When you ask for a water cup... http://t.co/fm2ju2HJFO
Sri Sri Ravi Shankar
Be like water. It rises above the stones & flows. Similarly rise above obstacles in Life & move through them.Have patience & flow over them.
Scooter Braun
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink. Don't let another man's bs be your own.
God
My son turned water into wine, but Coors Light turns beer into water.1
Shari VanderWerf
The human body can survive three weeks without food, three days without water but only three hours without wifi.