Maine Bar Associaton tweets
Detroit Red Wings
Datsyuk just made a sick move and went bar down on a 2-on-1 in practice...Bertuzzi yells "da da da, da da da"
The Colbert Report
How to end #governmentshutdown -- I think if you hold down Texas and Maine at the same time, it automatically reboots http://t.co/ViEtRD9Ddx
La Dra.
Dos ballenas entran a una bar la primera dice "WHHEOO WHEEOOO WHAA WHEE WHHO" la segunda la interrumpe: "No le hagan caso ya viene peda
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The Onion
Kid Not Getting In Strange Van For Anything Less Than King-Size Bar http://t.co/lDnf3Br4NM
Karl Stefanovic
Tell you what twitter makes it easier to sit at a bar with a beer and look like you are waiting for a friend who isn't really coming..