Man Truck Crash Dakar tweets
UberFacts
A grown man once hunted down and attacked a child who killed him several times in Call of Duty.
Alfredo Flores
Big HAPPY BIRTHDAY shout to the man that started a lot for me @NickCannon!!! Live it up brodie. Love.
Ariana Grande
I'm going to be the lady my mother raised and carry myself with class and dignity... But I will never be any man's press opportunity.
Dave Cohen
"Tommy Robinson quits EDL, his PA confirms to BBC" He has a PA? "Tommy you've got an 11am shout at a Pakistani man on street corner."
Puns
Two men walk into a bar. The first man says ill have some H2O. The second man says ill have H2O too. The second man dies
Ariana Grande
It's always ok to defend yourself. My fans know what kind of person I am. Never let any man discredit u or the values you were raised with.
Thad Castle
The only time a man can truly forget all of his worries, is when he's playing his favorite sport.