Material Trekking Foot Wear tweets
UberFacts
Spending money on experiences, as opposed to material possessions, leads to greater happiness.
So Damn True!
I just want to live in the 50s and wear big skirts and go to diners and eat burgers and drink milkshakes and go to drive in cinemas
Common White Girl
I love dresses because they’re so lazy and require such little effort yet when u wear them people think you actually attempted to look nice
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I will wear a lot of makeup when I want and I will wear no makeup when I want. Neither of those things determine whether I'm 'real' or not.
Manchester United
We hear @rioferdy5 still has the cream suit from when he signed for #mufc in 2002. Dare you to wear it again, Rio... http://t.co/TFw8ChPtCp
Funny Tweets ™
When I get comfortable with people I start using them as pillows and foot rests.
The QI Elves
In 1986 Michael Foot MP was made the chair of a disarmament committee. The Times headline ran: ‘Foot Heads Arms Body’ http://t.co/dGNKgzwYjU
