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"i'm not a hipster but i can make your hips stir" i'm not water but i will drown you
Michael Clifford
I love sparkling water and sweet chili sauce. Not in one
Spiritual Truths
You only need a shelter, food & water to survive, everything else is a luxury, remember this when greed overwhelms you.
Google Facts
If you still feel tired after a good night's sleep, you're probably dehydrated. Drink some water after you wake up.
BET
.@Rihanna's in jeopardy of losing her endorsement deal with MAC Cosmetics due to her behavior on twitter http://t.co/OLmq1vpcvA #RihannaNavy
Funny Tweets ™
Taking 30 minutes to shower, because you like to stand there, under the hot water, just thinking about life.
UberFacts
There's an aquarium with a water slide that goes through a shark tank. http://t.co/cF8K7m12Tg