Tweets about: Medwinds Discount Codes

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80% of women that wear yoga pants probably don't do yoga.. And 100% of straight men don't care.

12 years ago

School dress codes are stupid. If my parents approve of my outfit, then there shouldn't be a problem.

12 years ago

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix it "

12 years ago

Flight attendent: "Would you like some headphones?" Me: "Yes! And how did you know my name is Phones?"

12 years ago

Check out our new webstore! There's 6 new shirts and a 20% discount across the range! - http://t.co/IM07BjqjY0 http://t.co/l4Dmz5fSvP

12 years ago

I watch the same episode of SportsCenter at least twice before I change the channel.

12 years ago

Call any pizza place and ask if they have any orders that people didn't pick up. They will let you have them at a discount price.

12 years ago