Tweets about: Metalic Spandex Danceware Shorts

Because I'm a Guy

Seeing that a pair of shorts doesn't have pockets and no longer wanting to wear or buy them.

10 years ago

Se terminaron los shorts y camisetas cortas, ahora os tocará enamorar con vuestra personalidad. Lo tenéis realmente jodido.

10 years ago

"Coochie cutters" = Extremely short shorts.

10 years ago

No makeup, top knot/pony tail, spandex, sweapants, slides, and men's deodorant. #volleyballseasonsummedup

10 years ago

Se terminaron los shorts y las camisetas enseñando el alma, ahora os tocará enamorar con vuestra personalidad. Y algunas lo tenéis jodido.

10 years ago

I bet your state doesn't have shorts with the state flag on it. Texas sure does. http://t.co/BmDCDCCYh6

10 years ago

currently working out in jeans b/c I forgot shorts...yeah, I'm "that guy"

10 years ago