Mk9 Eaaster Eggs tweets
UberFacts
US eggs would be illegal in a British supermarket because they are washed. British eggs are illegal in US markets because they're unwashed.
What The F*** Facts
Wasps lay their eggs inside of ladybugs after paralyzing them to incubate the eggs. After, the ladybug is free to continue life as normal.
Funny Tweets ™
Exercise… ex… er… cise….. ex… ar….. size……eggs… are… sides…. for bacon. Bacon.
Steve Stifler
Any time a bird craps on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my porch, Just to show the birds what I'm capable of.
JoeyGraceffa
I really want a bowl of fruity pebbles right now! Since I dont have any ill just stare at google images imagining my eggs taste the same!
She Ratchet™
Any time a bird craps on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my porch, Just to show the birds what I'm capable of.
来世使える！クソみたいな英文
上司を消火器で殴ると鼻から何かの卵が出ます。 英文：Wh- en I hit my superior by a fire extinguisher , he lets out something of eggs from his nose.
