Tweets about: Wp Clock Landscape

So Damn True!

Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming “WHAT TEAM?!” the only way to turn it off is to scream “WILDCATS!!!” back"

10 years ago

I stay high, that's air time I'm on the clock no spare time all my albums stay pushed back I call it Lebron's hairline

10 years ago

REMINDER: Members of Congress get paid during a shutdown. Their salaries are written into permanent law. http://t.co/pFvgLLvC3k

10 years ago

Signing up for Obamacare: ‘It will save me over $6,000. For that, I would have waited all day.’ http://t.co/dvh0Vs2gOe

10 years ago

800,000 federal civilian workers will be sent home Tues. on unpaid furlough; all national parks & monuments to close http://t.co/nYBudHA9eF

10 years ago

School Life: Most Irritating - Alarm Clock Most Dreadful - Way to Class Most Tragic - Tests & Exams Most Awesome - Teacher is away

10 years ago

All this to stop poorer Americans from getting health insurance funded by Medicare cuts and taxing rich people. http://t.co/HydO3bftUM

10 years ago