Model Plane Resources tweets
anthony spears
always carry yourself like you got best photo in america’s next top model even if your life constantly feels like you're in the bottom two
Jeremy Clarkson
On the plane, James May was seated next to a pretty girl. Who just asked to be moved.
UberFacts
You have a 40% greater chance of surviving a plane crash if you are sitting towards the back of the plane.
Frankie Boyle
I've come up with a plan for conserving enough resources to stabilise the earth's ecology, but it does involve killing 70 million Americans.
GuyCodes
Airplanes have now banned tweezers. I think anyone who can hijack a plane with tweezers deserves the plane.
Boston Bruins
"@RedSox: FINAL: @RedSox 5, Tigers 2." Brings out round 2 of cheers from #NHLBruins on team plane!!! World Series bound! ^CS #GetBeard
Boston Red Sox
Now this is a plane we can relate to. Check out how @JetBlue is wishing us good luck tonight. #GetBeard http://t.co/fnYP1WWdjd
