Tweets about: Modern Bathroom Vanity Sets

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Me: "Can I go to the bathroom?" Teacher: "What for?" Me: "To open the chamber of secrets."

10 years ago

I hate school bathrooms... I hate public bathrooms... I hate any bathroom that isn't my own.

10 years ago

Three reasons to stand up: 1. To get the remote 2. To go to the bathroom 3. Because you're the real Slim Shady.

10 years ago

#Leo's are kings and queens. They rule with all their heart as steady as the sun rises and sets every day.

10 years ago

My wife said, "I want you to whisper dirty things to me." So I whispered in her ear, "kitchen, bathroom, living room..."

10 years ago

Game of Thrones has been off the air for so long that when it comes back it will be set in modern times.

10 years ago

Modern scientists are doing too much trusting and not enough verifying, to the detriment of the whole of science http://t.co/4DxKlBAJwb

10 years ago