Modern Hair Color 2011 tweets
Students Problems
*me after a haircut* me: i love it! me: it's different me: it's not that bad me: OMG WHY! me: WHERE IS MY HAIR?? me: THEY CUT OFF TOO MUCH!
Bitch Problems ✌
I wanna be a mermaid and lure men with my beautiful hair and cute bras to their deaths as they plummet to the bottom of the ocean
Speak Comedy
My hair is at such an awkward length right now... it's not long... and it's not short... I want to cut it again but I want it longer.
Hidden Facts
In July 2011, Apple Inc. had more cash in the bank than the US government.
Bitch Problems ✌
i just wanna lay my head on somebody’s lap and have them pet my hair till i fall asleep bc that’s the sweetest most comforting thing ever
Anti Joke Apple
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.