Modular Kitchen In Kerala tweets
So Damn Relatable!
*walks into kitchen at 3 am* …wow okay.. i need to be quiet… TRIPS OVER CHAIR, BREAKS LEG, CATCHES HOUSE ON FIRE
Very Short Story
I woke to a pack of wolves in the kitchen, howling at the fridge. I fed them frozen waffles and one by one they turned back into my children
Story Of My Life!
*on a diet* "hm i'm hungry" *eats cookie* *a pizza* *the kitchen table* *the living room* *an indian family of 5* *with a side of salad*
Typical Girl
*walks into kitchen at 2 am* …wow okay.. i need to be quiet… TRIPS OVER CHAIR, BREAKS LEG, CATCHES HOUSE ON FIRE
True Story ✌
Why do people in Horror Movies yell out “Hello?” As if the killer is gonna say “yeah, I’m in the kitchen, want a sandwich?”
Kids Probs ʕ•̬͡•ʔ
Why do people in Horror Movies yell out “Hello?” As if the killer is gonna say “yeah, I’m in the kitchen, want a sandwich?”
